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WANNA GET MARRIED?

turns out 50% of the girls i date, decide to get married to the guys they date after me,

pretty neat fact i think…

you can book me in advance at 50$ a date…

even if you think you have ‘the one’ go ahead, ditch em and get with me, i’ll make you go crawling back to him…50% of the time.

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If I were a spider you’d still step on me.

If I stop now I won’t regret later.